Life's Recipe
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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BROWSE DAD JOKES
16 jokes in this category β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Procrastination Advice
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's Chance
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.
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Heart and Brain
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
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Thought Dive
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnβt work if it is not open.
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Clockwise Concern
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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The Power of Worry
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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Doing It Quickly
When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.
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A Story of Resilience
There are no winners in life Nope⦠Only survivors.
MotivationLifeSurvival
Hole-in-One Advice
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
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360 Degrees of Change
Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.
MathSchoolLife+1
The Art of Pleasing
You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.
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New Mistakes Philosophy
It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.
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Never Give Up
It's not over until it's over!
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Pill Paradox
I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???
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Life Needs a Ctrl+Z
The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes
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