LIFE DAD JOKES
44 life dad jokes β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Verdict Pending Forever
I used to think I was indecisive. But now, I'm not sureβ¦
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Snowflake In Bulk
Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Cautionary Tale Material
Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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Cautionary Tale Material
It could be that your purpose is to serve as a warning for others.
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Operator Error
When life closes a door, just open it again. Itβs a door, thatβs how they work.
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From A Safe Distance
Everything is funny, as long as itβs happening to somebody else!
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Survivor Bias Special
Have you noticed that all people in favor of birth control are already born?
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Philosophy Hour
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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From The Recliner
Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.
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