BROWSE DAD JOKES

9 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

Preorder now! I have nothing for sale... yet. But, it's always good to preorder.

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.