Invisible Red
What is red, but invisible? No tomato.
ColorFoodAbsurd+2
BROWSE DAD JOKES
19 jokes in this category β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Breakfast Commitment
Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.
AnimalsFarmWork+2
Cooling Refrigeration
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
HouseholdFoodFitness+2
Edible Assignment
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!
SchoolFoodMisunderstanding+2
Monkey Diet
A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
SatireWordplayMisdirection+2
Chicken Fare
I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
RestaurantFarmDeath+1
Fridge Light
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
FoodNightLight+1
Uranium Diet Disaster
What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.
ScienceFoodWordplay+2
Avocado Salad Illusion
People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.
FoodMisleadingPerception+1
Infinite Wealth, Limited Spending
I have enough money to last the rest of my life... as long as I don't buy and eat anything.
MoneyFoodIrony
Solving Problems, One Bite at a Time
Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.
FoodProblem-SolvingPhilosophy+1
Buzzing Sales
What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
WordplayInsectsFood+2
The Secret to Better Tasting Dinners
Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.
FoodRelationshipsMarriage+1
Memory Lane in the Kitchen
Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!
NostalgiaFoodForgetfulness+1
Cooking Confidence in a Bottle
Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.
DrinksFood
Fly in the Soup Dilemma
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Impossible! We used them all in the raisin bread...
FoodInsectsWordplay
Muffin Madness
Wow, itβs really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?
CommunicationWordplayFood+1
Calorie Counting Crisis
Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.
FitnessFoodPizza
Steak Flipping Wisdom
You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.
FoodBarbecue