BROWSE DAD JOKES

10 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

Remember, a small bottle of vodka not only makes your table look nice but also covers any cooking mistakes.

If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.