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Motivation Jokes

55 motivation dad jokes. You asked for it.

Skydiving Wisdom: The Parachute Paradox

Skydiving Wisdom: The Parachute Paradox

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

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Blaming Your Way to the Top

Blaming Your Way to the Top

The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.

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When Life Gets Messy: Stay Positive

When Life Gets Messy: Stay Positive

It's gonna be ok.

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A Positive Perspective

A Positive Perspective

So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

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Survival Motivation

Survival Motivation

Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

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The Art of Pleasing

The Art of Pleasing

You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

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Success: A Double-Edged Sword

Success: A Double-Edged Sword

Everybody loves success but they hate successful people.

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Chasing Dreams: A New Strategy

Chasing Dreams: A New Strategy

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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A Button to Unstick Your Day

A Button to Unstick Your Day

Feeling stuck? Press forward.

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Make Every Second Count

Make Every Second Count

75% of time with your kids is gone by age 12. 90% by age 18. Be present and cherish these years... They go fast.

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The Resilience of Trees

The Resilience of Trees

When you feel like you're losing everything, remember trees lose their leaves every year but still stand tall and wait for better days.

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Relax, It Won't Matter Later

Relax, It Won't Matter Later

Take it easy. Someday you'll be dead, none of this will matter.

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Fall and Rise

Fall and Rise

Failure is not falling down... it is not getting up again…

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Facing Struggles

Facing Struggles

It's not the struggle that shapes you, but how you face it!

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Mirror Motivation

Mirror Motivation

If you're searching for that one person who will change your life, just look in the mirror.

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Two Lives Epiphany

Two Lives Epiphany

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

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New Mistakes Philosophy

New Mistakes Philosophy

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

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