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Motivation Jokes

55 motivation dad jokes. You asked for it.

Usefulness Perspective

Usefulness Perspective

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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Parachute Wisdom

Parachute Wisdom

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

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Tomorrow's Chance

Tomorrow's Chance

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

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Leadership Art

Leadership Art

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do what you want done because he wants to do it.

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Sleep Shapers

Sleep Shapers

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Can-Do Attitude

Can-Do Attitude

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, β€˜Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

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Under Construction

Under Construction

The road to success is always under construction.

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Passion Pays

Passion Pays

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

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Small Bites, Big Impact

Small Bites, Big Impact

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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Clockwise Concern

Clockwise Concern

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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Perpetual Redo

Perpetual Redo

Never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.

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Giving 100% at Work

Giving 100% at Work

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday

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The Long Road to Rest

The Long Road to Rest

I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

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A Story of Resilience

A Story of Resilience

There are no winners in life Nope… Only survivors.

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