READING GROUP LIMBO

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? A Church

Dad's Take

Reading the same chapter for thirty years isn't devotion, it's a habit wearing nicer clothes. Every once in a while, turn a page on your own.

Reading Books Commitment

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