BROWSE DAD JOKES

31 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

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75% of time with your kids is gone by age 12. 90% by age 18. Be present and cherish these years... They go fast.

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Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

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Your kid may be a genius, but you’re still a dummy.

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People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

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Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.

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My parents were total opposites... Mum was always right, and Dad just left.

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