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Animal Wednesday

Fish, cows and one very stuck elephant.

40 jokes

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

Hive Mind Hustle

Apr 22, 2026

What kind of math do birds love? Owl-gebra.

Feathered Curriculum

Apr 15, 2026

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

Author on Ice

Apr 8, 2026

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen half-lives.

Glowing Tabby Sighted

Apr 1, 2026

To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly, and a polar. It's the bear minimum.

Zoning Permit Pending

Mar 25, 2026

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Class of Tin Cans

Mar 18, 2026

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

Sunday School Special

Mar 11, 2026

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Night Visitor Report

Mar 4, 2026

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they are extinct!

No Standing Ovation

Feb 25, 2026

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

Parrot Outclassed

Feb 18, 2026

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Beach Bum Charity

Feb 11, 2026

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

Marsupial Remote Skills

Feb 4, 2026

Why don't giraffes ever win at hide and seek? They just can't help but stick out!

Tall Order, Bad Strategy

Jan 28, 2026

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Curbside Aviation

Jan 21, 2026

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Rabbit Eye Exam

Jan 14, 2026

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

Catch of the Day

Jan 7, 2026