The Fight That Wasn't
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
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Communication Jokes
39 communication dad jokes. You asked for it.
When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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A Handy Skill
I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
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Unspoken Needs
I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
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Signal Strength Solutions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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The Unheard Lies
Everybody lies, but it doesnβt matter. Nobody listens!
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The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
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Unconditional Love with a Few Tweaks
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.
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Words We Struggle With
Most difficult things to say: I'm sorry, I need help, Worcestershire sauce
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Unwanted Opinions
If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.
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Dad's Intelligence
Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.
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Muffin Madness
Wow, itβs really hot in here! Whoa! A talking muffin?
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