Observational Jokes
16 observational dad jokes. You asked for it.
Uniqueness Reminder
Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Thinking Exhaustion
A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinkingβ¦
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Lazy Fact
Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.
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Laughter on the Sidewalk
Everything is funny, as long as itβs happening to somebody else!
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Bathroom Time Warp
How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Introverted Invitations
I want to be invited but I don't want to go!
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The Dawn of Errors
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Situational Awareness
If you remain calm while everything around you is in chaos, you likely havenβt fully grasped the situation.
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Second Thoughts
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
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Extrapolation Experts
There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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Tuesday Blues
It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.
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Memory Lane in the Kitchen
Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!
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Unpaid Private Investigator
I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.
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