Nature Jokes

28 nature dad jokes. You asked for it.

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

Wordplay Insects Animals+2

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Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Animals Wordplay Nature+1

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Blooming Letter

Why is the letter 'A' like a flower? Because a 'B' comes after it!

Language Wordplay Educational+2

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Fire Starting Challenge

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

Irony Fire Nature+1

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Volcanic Opinion

I like mountains but volcanoes are ash holes.

Geography Nature Wordplay+1

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Feathered Cover

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

Animals Wordplay Nature

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Fungal Space

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Nature Wordplay Science+1

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Room Definition

What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!

Wordplay Food Nature+1

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Falling Citrus

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Wordplay Nature Fruit+1

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Hide and Seek

Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!

Games Wordplay Parenting+1

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Apple Logic

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

Wordplay Nature Fruit+2

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Forest Wisdom

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it... is he still wrong?

Wordplay Nature Relationships+1

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No Mow May

No Mow May! We're rooting for you. Lettuce grow!

Wordplay Nature

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Leaf Blower Etiquette

Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?

Nature Misunderstanding Household

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Feathered Feuds

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

Animals Nature Sound+2

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Valentine's Day No-No

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day???? Cauliflowers!

Wordplay Nature Travel+1

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Exploring Fish Thirst

Do fish get thirsty?

Science Biology Animals+1

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The Resilience of Trees

When you feel like you're losing everything, remember trees lose their leaves every year but still stand tall and wait for better days.

Motivation Nature

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Vegetarian with a Vendetta

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Vegetables Food Nature+1

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Fungus Amungus

Ho! Look! There’s a fungus amungus!!

Wordplay Nature Sarcasm

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Barred but Fun-gi

Hey, we don't serve your kind here. WHY? I'm a fun guy!

Nature Bar Wordplay+2

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Falling Monkey Mystery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Dark Humor Nature Fall+1

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Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish have thrived for 650 million years without a brain. This gives so many people hope.

Wordplay Nature Satire+1

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A fungi-tastic friend

I’m a fungi you can count on

Wordplay Nature Friendship

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