School Jokes

26 school dad jokes. You asked for it.

Geo-Puns

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Wordplay Geography Science+1

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Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

School Math Wordplay+1

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Fishy Philosophy

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Fish Drinks Men+2

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Educational Safari

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

Animals School Wordplay+1

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Qualification Query

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

Animals Wordplay Koalas+2

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Edible Assignment

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

School Food Misunderstanding+2

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Dinosaur Wordsmith

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

Dinosaurs Wordplay Animals+2

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Sailor's Alphabet

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

Ocean Language School+1

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Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

Animals Birds Math+2

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The More You Know

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

School Knowledge Ignorance+2

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Dino-lingual Breakfast

What do Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

Wordplay Food Language+1

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Einstein's Brother

Albert Einstein was a genius. But his brother Frank was a monster.

Science Wordplay Monsters+2

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Fraction of a Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

Wordplay Math School+1

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Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

Math Wordplay History+2

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Possibilities

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

Wordplay Science Philosophy+1

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Beer Logic

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Wordplay Drinks School+1

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The Classroom King

What's the king of school supplies? The ruler.

Wordplay School Objects+1

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Path to Wisdom

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

Philosophy Age Life+1

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Navigating English: Tough but Thorough

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Language Intelligence Wordplay+2

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The ABCs of Elves

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

Wordplay Fantasy School+2

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360 Degrees of Change

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

Math School Life+1

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Paying Attention

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

Knowledge School Wordplay

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New Mistakes Philosophy

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

Mistakes Life School+2

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Principles over Memorization

Understand, don't memorize! Principles not Formulas!

Motivation School Philosophy+1

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