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DRINKING DAD JOKES

27 drinking dad jokes β€” enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

Repeat Experiment

Repeat Experiment

Alcohol won't heal a broken heart but that won't stop me from trying again tonight.

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Aging Like A Box

Aging Like A Box

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

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Pavement Patron

Pavement Patron

A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!

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