MUSIC DAD JOKES

22 music dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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One Cartridge One Love

My printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin'

Music Office Technology

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Composer Problems

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

Chicken Music

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Plugged In And Proud

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

Music Garage

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Traffic Report Eternal

There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

Music

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Track Two Is Worse

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

Music Dad Jokes+1

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Soft Career Pivot

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Music Job Career

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Cosmic Karaoke Night

Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!

Space Singing Music

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Heartbreak in Six Cylinders

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

Cars Music Technology

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Stapled to a Telephone Pole

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

Music Dog

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Curated Without Consent

My neighbours are listening to great music, whether they like it or not.

Music Loud Garage

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Two Beers Deep

Rap is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Music Art Generation+1

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Half The Album

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

Music Childhood

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Outgrow Them Early

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

Music Nostalgia

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Studio Owes Me Royalties

I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

Music Singing Car

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Thermostat Of Bass

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

Music Loud Aging+1

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Hanky Panky On The Floor

How do you make a tissue dance?.. Put a little boogie in it.

Music

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Beakless In Concert

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A head banger.

Bird Music Absurd

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Heartbreak Herb

What's green and sings with a soulful voice? Elvis Parsley!

Music Singing

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Brass At Breakfast

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

Pet Music Loud+1

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Tropical Geopolitics

What's an atomic bomb called in Hawaii? A "nukulele"!

Music

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Booked Through December

Why did the calendar start a band? It had a lot of dates and wanted to make some good memories.

Calendar Music

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Surf Rock Economics

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Music Drinks Singing

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