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SCHOOL DAD JOKES

21 school dad jokes β€” enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

Missing One Letter

Missing One Letter

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

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Lab Returned The Verdict

Lab Returned The Verdict

My IQ Test Results came back… They were negative.

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Statistics Got Personal

Statistics Got Personal

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Tuition Well Spent

Tuition Well Spent

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Tuition By The Watering Hole

Tuition By The Watering Hole

I liked the elephant school, I enjoyed the rhino college, but my favorite was the hippo campus

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Alphabet Botany

Alphabet Botany

Why is the letter 'A' like a flower? Because a 'B' comes after it!

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Following Instructions

Following Instructions

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

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Term Paper Loophole

Term Paper Loophole

To steal ideas from one is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

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Eyes On The Numbers

Eyes On The Numbers

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.

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Feathered Curriculum

Feathered Curriculum

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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Diploma With Asterisks

Diploma With Asterisks

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

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Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Education is important, beer is importanter.

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Class Royalty

Class Royalty

What's the king of school supplies? The ruler.

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Tenth Grade Vindication

Tenth Grade Vindication

Why were the Middle Ages called Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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Math Major Energy

Math Major Energy

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

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Math Class Flashbacks

Math Class Flashbacks

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

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Class Of Tin Cans

Class Of Tin Cans

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

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Math Class Classic

Math Class Classic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Spectacles For The Math

Spectacles For The Math

PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!

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Hardcover, Higher Education

Hardcover, Higher Education

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

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