JOB DAD JOKES

20 job dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Wired The Wrong Way

People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.

Work Job

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Marsupial Snub

Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet all the koalafications.

Animals Job

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Read The Room

Don't think of me as a boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

Boss Work Job+2

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Commuter Carp

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

Fish Bicycle Work+2

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Say Yes First

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Job Work Career+2

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Reptiles On The Payroll

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

Government Job Politics

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Service With A Subtext

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Restaurant Job Career

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Soft Career Pivot

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Music Job Career

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Loyalty by Ultimatum

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me...

Work Job Career

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Rough Shift Downtown

Today was a terrible day... my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Job Work

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Aluminum Career Advice

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Job Work

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The Real Office Skill

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

Work Career Office+2

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Time Management Genius

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

Office Work Job+2

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Billable Loitering

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Work Career Job+1

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Tell Them The Truth

Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

Job Work Career+1

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Math Checks Out

A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens your workday.

Sleep Work Career+2

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Pulp Fiction

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Orange Work Job

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Punch In, Peck Out

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

Work Job Clock

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Tech Support, Furious

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Phone Work Office+2

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Demolition Debut

Just finished my first day as a wrecking ball operator... And let's just say I absolutely smashed it!

Construction Job Work

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