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41 jokes

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

Apr 24, 2026

Why does Batman like Hawaiian pizza? Because it's got ham.

Caped Crusader Order

Apr 17, 2026

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

Olympic Caliber Athlete

Apr 10, 2026

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti… But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Garage Innovation

Apr 3, 2026

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Laundry Day Mystery

Mar 27, 2026

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Grocery Aisle Confession

Mar 20, 2026

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Mar 13, 2026

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

Lunch Ran Long

Mar 6, 2026

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn't lettuce.

Stubborn in the Soil

Feb 27, 2026

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!

Snack at Mach One

Feb 20, 2026

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Eulogy at the Diner

Feb 13, 2026

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Suspicious Pasta Bowl

Feb 6, 2026

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

Caffeinated Gloom

Jan 30, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Pumping Iron, Loosely

Jan 23, 2026

I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.

Lighting Director's Choice

Jan 16, 2026

How much room should you give a fungus to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Spore Decisions

Jan 9, 2026

You're so pretty you could be in a beer commercial.

High Compliment Detected

Jan 2, 2026