Age Jokes

38 age dad jokes. You asked for it.

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgeTimeSelf-Deprecating+2

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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Aged Wisdom

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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Cheese Age

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

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Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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Forever Young at Heart

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Errand Escapade

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

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Fit and Far Away

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...

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Wrinkles in Time

Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.

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Old Man Golf

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man.

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Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Young and Stupid

I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

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Vintage Rainbow

You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.

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Old Age Advantage

Don't mess with old people. Life sentences don't scare them anymore...

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Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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Aging and Fire Safety

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

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Born on Your Birthday

Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.

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Aged to Perfection

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

NostalgiaAgePerspective

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Path to Wisdom

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

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The One-Way Street

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

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Young Recruits

What do you call a young army? Infantry.

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Retirement Priorities

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

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Old Biker's Secret

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

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The 35-Year Music Rule

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

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