Marriage Jokes

28 marriage dad jokes. You asked for it.

My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she’s hot. But honestly... I’m not a fan.

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Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

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I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She said: "Great, I booked it for Thursday."

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My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

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