Aging Jokes

28 aging dad jokes. You asked for it.

Aged to Excellence

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I'll be older and wiser.

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Victory Lap, Ankle High

Yesterday, I wore something from 5 years ago, and it still fit! I'm so proud! Okay… It was just socks, but still!

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Same Wreck, New Paint

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

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Adulthood, as Promised

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn't wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well… That's still 9 p.m.

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