Winning the Argument
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
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Relationships Jokes
79 relationships dad jokes. You asked for it.
The Sting of a Dog's Rebuff
It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.
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Leading Cause Unveiled
What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.
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The Average Man's Dilemma
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can thinkβ¦
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Switching Words, Finding Love
Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Paying for Teen Dates
Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don't get to go on.
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Universe Sized Ego
God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sureβ¦
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Second Thoughts
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
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Overnight Dedication
A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
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Expressing Love with Sandwiches
Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.
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Bachelors' Quest for the Rare Genius
Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare.
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The Real Meaning
The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.
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Breaking the Ice
If you are having a blind date on a glacier, don't break the ice.
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Embracing the Crazy in the Family
My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'
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The Secret to Better Tasting Dinners
Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.
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A Game Men Can't Win
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
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Marriage vs. Smoking
Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.
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Opposites Attract
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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The Fight That Wasn't
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
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The Truth Behind 'It's Fine'
Never trust a woman that says 'It's fine.'
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When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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