Food Jokes

86 food dad jokes. You asked for it.

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Fitness Food Wordplay+1

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Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Color Food Absurd+2

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Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Wordplay Food

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Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

Food Wordplay Vegetables+1

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Knighted Beef

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

Food Wordplay Royalty+1

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Mistaken Diet

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Vegetables Food Wordplay+2

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Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Animals Farm Work+2

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Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you… But… Smoking bacon will cure you!

Food Smoking Irony+2

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Rabbit Vision

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Animals Vision Health+1

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Karmic Dining

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu! You get what you deserve.

Restaurant Wordplay Food

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Cooling Refrigeration

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Household Food Fitness+2

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Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Animals Wordplay Farm+1

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Tropical Sunglasses

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

Food Travel Absurd

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Edible Assignment

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

School Food Misunderstanding+2

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Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Animals Cheese Farm+2

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Amazon Mystery

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know…

Poultry Food Wordplay+1

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Gastropod Cuisine

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

Animals Food Wordplay+1

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Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

Fruit Health Wordplay+1

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Unknown Baker

What do you call an unknown baker? John DOUGH.

Wordplay Food Work+1

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Fungal Space

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Nature Wordplay Science+1

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Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Satire Wordplay Misdirection+2

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Chicken Fare

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

Restaurant Farm Death+1

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Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

Space Restaurant Food+1

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Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

Animals Wordplay Farm+1

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