When You Literally Lose Control
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.
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Technology Jokes
54 technology dad jokes. You asked for it.
When Computers Follow Orders Literally
A computer does what you command it to do, but not necessarily what you want it to do.
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Stalking the Stalker
I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.
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Signal Strength Solutions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
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A Match Made in eBay
eBay is useless. I searched for 'lighters' and got 12,544 matches.
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Say Goodbye to French on Linux
First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]
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BSoD Blues Therapy
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!
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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec
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Renaming the Cat Again
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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Remembering the Unrememberable
You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!
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No Gates, No Windows, Just Linux
Linux is like a tipi: no gates, no windows, Apache inside.
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Treadmill Time Warp
I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.
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Milking Sheep
How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.
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Wired and Free
When the phone was tied with wire, Humans were free
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Life Needs a Ctrl+Z
The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes
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Password Recovery
I have all your passwords! OMG THANK YOU! WHAT ARE THEY?
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Transformers Insurance Dilemma
Do Transformers need car insurance or life insurance?
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Home Button Blues
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.
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Vocal Results
Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.
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