Time Tracking
They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.
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Time Jokes
25 time dad jokes. You asked for it.
Sleep Shapers
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.
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Bathroom Time Warp
How long is one minute? It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Wrinkles in Time
Time may be a great healer but itβs also a lousy beautician.
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Perpetual Redo
Never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.
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The Alluring Far Future
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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Late In, Early Out: Office Habits
I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.
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Treadmill Time Warp
I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.
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Wasted Time Wisdom
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasnβt wasted time.
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Procrastination Wisdom
I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, Iβll be older and wiser.
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Always on Time
After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!
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