FAMILY DAD JOKES

33 family dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

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If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

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Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.

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Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from? Must've come from your mom. I've still got mine.

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My parents were total opposites... Mum was always right, and Dad just left.

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Most expensive vehicle to operate in 2024-2025

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I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

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I am a professional Dad. I come from a long line of Dads.

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2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & Nobody. Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.

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