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Life & Wisdom

Age, time and lessons nobody asked for, delivered kindly.

65 jokes

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Sunrise Operations Report

Jun 16, 2026

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing’s wrong. I’m just a narcissist.

Send Help, Mostly Applause

Jun 4, 2026

I could agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

Respectful Standoff

Jun 2, 2026

I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates in Slippers

May 31, 2026

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

The Kitchen Mystery

May 30, 2026

Every tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.

Fine Print on Ink

May 26, 2026

The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Selectively Remembered

May 25, 2026

What’s a good sign that you’re going insane? I’m asking for an imaginary friend.

Second Opinion Required

May 24, 2026

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

Cleared for Landing

May 23, 2026

I don’t understand why people hate lazy people. They didn’t do anything.

Crime of Doing Nothing

May 12, 2026

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

Same Wreck, New Paint

May 10, 2026

If a Viking is reincarnated… is he Bjorn again?

Norse Code

May 9, 2026

We don’t approve political jokes. We’ve seen too many get elected.

Editorial Standards

May 3, 2026

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

The Secret Ratio

Apr 21, 2026

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out…

Big Night Hardware Store

Apr 18, 2026

So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

Status Report From the Ledge

Apr 16, 2026

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

Forecast Improving

Apr 14, 2026

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else!

From a Safe Distance

Apr 9, 2026

Just tell me when and where, and I’ll be there 20 minutes late.

RSVP Policy

Apr 4, 2026

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by…

Right Past My Ear

Mar 28, 2026

Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Limited Edition Crowd

Mar 21, 2026

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

Loophole in Human Nature

Mar 17, 2026

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

Logic Eats Itself

Mar 10, 2026

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Night Visitor Report

Mar 4, 2026