Irony Jokes

77 irony dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Sleep Irony Sarcasm+2

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Electric Shock

People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.

Work Irony Self-Deprecating

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Self-Response

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.

Self-Reference Irony Sarcasm+1

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Selective Hearing

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

Relationships Misunderstanding Communication+2

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Bar Amnesia

An amnesiac walks into a bar. "So do I come here often?"

Bars Confusion Nostalgia+1

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Fast Errors

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Technology Mistakes Irony+1

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Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Math Work Irony+1

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Mime Rights

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Crime Irony

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Blaming Technology

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Technology Mistakes Irony

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Cured Bacon

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you… But… Smoking bacon will cure you!

Food Smoking Irony+2

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Clean Evidence

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Technology Lifestyle Satire+1

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Stage Fright

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Irony Self-Reference Work+2

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Word Theft

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

Invention Wordplay Language+2

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Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

Irony Satire Wordplay

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Pointless Writing

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Wordplay Stationery Objects+2

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Telephonic Progress

What was a more useful invention than the first telephone? The second telephone.

Inventions Technology Communication+1

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Fire Starting Challenge

Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?

Irony Fire Nature+1

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Uniqueness Reminder

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Irony Self-Deprecating Observational+2

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Time-Travel Dislike

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Futuristic Irony Wordplay

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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Nostalgia Irony Age+2

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Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

Music Wordplay Irony+1

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Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

Technology Family Absurd+1

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Marital Revelation

My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

Marriage Relationships Irony+1

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Timeless Watch

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

Time Irony Confusion+1

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