Wisdom Jokes

49 wisdom dad jokes. You asked for it.

Lincoln Probably Said It

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Silence Wisdom Fools

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Shovel Down, Champ

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Wisdom Mistakes Advice

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Tuition Hall of Fame

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

Wisdom Youth Age+2

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Helmets Optional, Math Isn't

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

Drinking Age Wisdom

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Thermostat Wars Forever

You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

People Wisdom Leadership

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Genius With Bedhead

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Einstein

Einstein Creativity Intelligence+1

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Two Words, Survival

Trust but verify

Trust Wisdom Advice+1

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Garage Wisdom Hour

It's not the struggle that shapes you, but how you face it!

Wisdom Grit Work

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Tuition of Sitting Up Straight

Knowledge is not free. You have to pay attention.

Knowledge Attention Learning+2

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Subtraction Problem

War does not determine who is right—only who is left.

Philosophy Truth Wisdom+1

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Einstein And A Lawnmower

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world.

Imagination Knowledge Einstein+2

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The Quiet Houseguest

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

Conflict Wisdom Feelings

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The Mirror Lies Less

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

Aging Old Mirror+2

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Cliff Notes From Dad

You have two lives. The second starts when you realize you have only one.

Life Wisdom Grandfather+1

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Picking The Fight

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Pig Argument Wisdom+2

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Loophole Energy

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

Rules Wisdom Mischief+1

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Behind The Curtain

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Truth Philosophy Reality+2

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Horizontal Enlightenment

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

Sleep Wisdom Rest+1

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Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Understand, don't memorize! Principles not Formulas!

Wisdom Learning Advice+1

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Two Acts Begin Late

Everyone has two lives, and the second starts when you realize you have just one...

Life Philosophy Wisdom+1

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Fire Marshal Approved

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

Birthday Aging Candles+1

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Aged To Excellence

I procrastinate so that by the time I get to my tasks, I’ll be older and wiser.

Procrastination Wisdom Lazy+1

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Spend It Anyway

Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

Time Balance Life+1

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Botany at the Buffet

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

Tomato Fruit Salad+2

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