BROWSE DAD JOKES

38 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Normal for My Age

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

Age Health Reality+2

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

Wordplay Cars Age+2

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Long-Winded Love

I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.

Relationships Age Women+1

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Be Kind to Your Kids

Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

Family Parenting Relationships+1

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Ageless Inquiry

How old would you feel if you didn’t know your age? Just a genuine question.

Age Philosophy Self-Reflection+1

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Too Loud or Too Old?

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

Music Age Party+1

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Coffee vs. Red Bull

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

Coffee Physics Age+2

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Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

Age Wordplay Mirror+2

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Aged to Perfection

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Drinks Age Wordplay+2

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Doctor's Prognosis

You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...

Health Age Wordplay

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Birthday Truth

Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

Age Wordplay Celebration+2

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One Candle Rule

Once you reach a venerable age... You just need 1 candle on your cake for one more year on Earth!

Age Cake Celebration+1

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Enjoy while young

Just enjoy life... You'll never be this young again!

Life Age Celebration+2

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16 Again

I wanna be 16 again so I can ruin my life differently.

Age Life Nostalgia

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