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Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

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Prime Security

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

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Belt Compliment

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

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Population Insight

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

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Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

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Calendar Fate

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

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Optical Math

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.

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Ancient Sizing

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

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Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

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Pointless Geometry

What did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!

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Gambling Tax

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

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Fraction of a Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

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Numerical Knockout

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

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The 42% Fallacy

42% of statistics are made up!

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The Cost of Pi

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

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When Math Meets Myth: Unicorn Edition

Number of unicorns + 5 = 5, unicorns they don't exist

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Hatching Pythons: The Pi-Sized Difference

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

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From A to Zebra

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A' bra.

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360 Degrees of Change

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

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Counting Legs

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

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Mathematical Pun-ishment

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Möbius Strip Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

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St. Patrick's Day Math

I may be just 10% Irish, but on St. Patrick's Day, I'll be 100% drunk.

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Algebraic Relationship Problem

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

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Pi and Pig

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

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Mathematician's Advice

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

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Magic G Trick

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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7 ate 9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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1% Daily Genius

37 times better after 1 year 1% daily growth

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Math Vision

PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!

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Square Root Confusion

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

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Sleep Math

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds... If I fall asleep in 2 minutes'

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