Work Jokes

61 work dad jokes. You asked for it.

Early Bird... Gets Nothing?

Preorder now! I have nothing for sale... yet. But, it's always good to preorder.

SalesWork

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Psychic Meeting Plans

I'm organizing a meeting for clairvoyants. I trust you already know when, where, and at what time!

WordplayWork

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Tuesday Blues

It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

SarcasmWorkMental Health+2

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Halfway to Dreams

Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50% of those dreams come true.

SatireMoneyDreams+1

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Limited Inventory, Unlimited Fun

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

WorkHealthBar+2

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When a Parrot Takes Over

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

AnimalsWorkBirds

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Weekend Upgrade

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

WeekendRelaxationTravel+2

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Juicy Pun

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

WordplayWorkFruit

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The Lawyer's Pricing

Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

CrimeWordplayQuestion+1

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Hardworking Hen

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

AnimalsFarmWork+1

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Comfy pun alert

How’s the new furniture store doing? Sofa, so good!

WordplayFurnitureShopping+1

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Asteroid Excuse

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

WorkProcrastinationMonday+1

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Home Button Blues

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

WorkPhoneTechnology+1

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