BROWSE DAD JOKES

35 jokes in this category — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

School Math Wordplay+1

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Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

Math Failure Money

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Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Math Work Irony+1

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Prime Security

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

Math Puzzles Intelligence

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Belt Compliment

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

Math Wordplay Clothing+2

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Population Insight

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

Math Satire Wordplay

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Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

Animals Dogs Math+2

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Pi Precision

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

Math Technology Geek+2

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Calendar Fate

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

Wordplay Time Fear+1

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Optical Math

Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses. It helps for division.

Math Appearance Vision+1

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Ancient Sizing

When is 'L' greater than 'XL'? In ancient Rome.

History Math Wordplay+1

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Avian Algebra

What kind of Math do birds love? Owl-gebra?

Animals Birds Math+2

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Pointless Geometry

What did the Triangle say to the Circle? You're pointless!

Math Wordplay Sarcasm

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Gambling Tax

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

Taxes Math Satire+1

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Fraction of a Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

Wordplay Math School+1

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Numerical Knockout

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Wordplay Math Sports+1

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Thanks for Nothing

To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing!

Math Wordplay History+2

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The 42% Fallacy

42% of statistics are made up!

Math Exaggeration

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The Cost of Pi

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

Math Food Money+2

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When Math Meets Myth: Unicorn Edition

Number of unicorns + 5 = 5, unicorns they don't exist

Fantasy Animals Math+1

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Hatching Pythons: The Pi-Sized Difference

FUN FACT! When pythons hatch, the European species measure 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 cm. Their American cousins are much bigger, with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 inches

Science Animals Math+1

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From A to Zebra

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A' bra.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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360 Degrees of Change

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

Math School Life+1

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Counting Legs

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

Wordplay Insects Math+1

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