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Mathematical Pun-ishment

Mathematical Pun-ishment

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

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The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

The Programmer's Festive Mix-Up

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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MΓΆbius Strip Chicken

MΓΆbius Strip Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the MΓΆbius strip? To get to the same side!

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Algebraic Relationship Problem

Algebraic Relationship Problem

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

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Mathematician's Advice

Mathematician's Advice

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

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Magic G Trick

Magic G Trick

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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7 ate 9

7 ate 9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Math Vision

Math Vision

PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!

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Square Root Confusion

Square Root Confusion

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

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