MATH DAD JOKES

40 math dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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You Get The Idea

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Logic Math Statistics+1

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Mathlete Hour

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

Math Puns Numbers+2

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Math From The Recliner

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Parents Family Math+2

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Big Numbers Hurt

∞ + ∞ = ???

Math Numbers Equation

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Numbers Get Spooky Too

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

Halloween Christmas Math+1

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Highbrow Poultry

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side!

Chicken Math

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Math Class Flashbacks

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Math School Equation

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Bacon Velocity Problem

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

Pig Math Physics+2

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Saturday Night Calculus

What do you say to a mathematician on a Saturday night? Don't drink and derive.

Math Weekend

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Letter Goes Boom

How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

Numbers Letters Math+2

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Math Class Classic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Math Numbers School+2

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Compound Lawn Theory

37 times better after 1 year 1% daily growth

Growth Math Discipline+2

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Spectacles For The Math

PRO TIP: Always wear glasses when doing math. They really help with Division!

Glasses Math School+1

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Math Lost In Translation

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

Math Language Numbers

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Reading For Results

I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

Book Math Reading+1

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Bedtime Calculus

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds... If I fall asleep in 2 minutes'

Sleep Insomnia Math

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