Work Jokes

61 work dad jokes. You asked for it.

Electric Shock

People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.

Work Irony Self-Deprecating

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Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Health Wordplay Work

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Fast Errors

Computers make very very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Technology Mistakes Irony+1

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Statistical Drowning

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Math Work Irony+1

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Caffeine Coding

Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.

Technology Work Satire+2

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Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Animals Farm Work+2

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Banking Boredom

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Money Wordplay Work

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Boxed Ideas

Claustrophobic people are more productive when they are thinking out of the box.

Fear Productivity Philosophy+2

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Stage Fright

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Irony Self-Reference Work+2

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Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

Wordplay Crime Cars+2

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Workstation Humor

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

Work Transport Satire+2

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Friendly Boss

Don't think of me as a boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

Work Sarcasm Employment+1

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Unknown Baker

What do you call an unknown baker? John DOUGH.

Wordplay Food Work+1

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Driving Barber

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

Cars Work Wordplay

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Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

Absurd Fish Animals+2

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Time Wealth

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

Irony Money Work+2

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Leadership Art

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do what you want done because he wants to do it.

Leadership Management Motivation+2

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Can-Do Attitude

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Motivation Work Confidence+2

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Delusion Drive

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

Motivation Work Confidence+1

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Under Construction

The road to success is always under construction.

Motivation Success Work+1

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Passion Pays

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Work Motivation Advice+2

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Whooshing Deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

Work Satire Time+1

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The Uninformed Candidate

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Politics Satire Work+2

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Reptilian Representative

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

Animals Politics Work+2

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