Sarcasm Jokes

92 sarcasm dad jokes. You asked for it.

A Decade of Grumpiness

I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

Sarcasm Frustration Attitude+1

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Universe Sized Ego

God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…

Sarcasm Religion Confidence+1

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The Cost of Pi

"What is the value of pi?", "Depending on what pie. Usually 12.99$."

Math Food Money+2

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Beyond Equality

Women who seek to be equal to men... lack ambition!

Sarcasm Equality Gender+2

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A Harsh Reality: The Brighter Shadow

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

Sarcasm Dark Humor Pessimism+1

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Heavy Realization

You know you're fat when you step on the scale it says 'One at a time please'

Self-Deprecating Fitness Appearance+2

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The Art of Apathy

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!

Sarcasm Attitude Indifference

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The Unheard Lies

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter. Nobody listens!

Communication Misunderstanding Sarcasm+1

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Exploring New Evils

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Sarcasm Philosophy Irony

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Tuesday Blues

It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

Sarcasm Work Mental Health+2

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A Mythical Brain Debate

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

Misleading Brain Sarcasm

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A New Poll Suggests…

A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with 'A new poll suggests.'

Satire Books Sarcasm+1

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Words We Struggle With

Most difficult things to say: I'm sorry, I need help, Worcestershire sauce

Communication Language Sarcasm

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Not My First Disaster

What makes you think this is my first time?

Experience Sarcasm Mistakes+2

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The Ultimate Uselessness

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

Insult Sarcasm Comparison+2

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Genie Surprise

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Wishes Magic Wordplay+1

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Fashionably Late

Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.

Wordplay Sarcasm Time

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Narcissist Request

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers right now. Nothing is going on, I'm just a narcissist.

Sarcasm Wordplay Attention

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Pretty Drunk

I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.

Drinks Wordplay Sarcasm

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Change My Mind

Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G. Change my mind.

Wordplay Language Sarcasm

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Parenting Victims

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

Parenting Sarcasm Wordplay+1

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1% Remote Master

To be in the 1%, you gotta do what the 99% don't... like hide the remote!

Wordplay Sarcasm Lifestyle+1

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Greener Grass

The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit!

Wordplay Sarcasm Life

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Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

Age Wordplay Mirror+2

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