RELATIONSHIP DAD JOKES

30 relationship dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Selective Hearing Hall Of Fame

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

Wife Marriage Listening+2

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Jungle Tier Membership

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

Shopping Relationship

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Two Lovely Decades Apiece

My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.

Marriage Wife Relationship+1

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Self Improvement Loophole

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

Dating Relationship Romance

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Domestic Diplomacy

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Marriage Wife Love+1

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A Love Story In Degrees

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage Wife Love+2

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Conversational Asymmetry

Funny how they say we need to talk... when they really mean you need to listen.

Communication Relationship Marriage

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Two Bad Bets

Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

Marriage Wife Husband+1

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Settled Long Ago

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Marriage Wife Arguments+2

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Rule One Of Engagement

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.

Argument Marriage Relationship+2

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Wedding Toast Edition

Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

Love Marriage Relationship+2

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Optometry Saved Me

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

Love Romance Dating+1

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Low Bar Romance

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay for the night.'

Men Commitment Relationship+1

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Translation Services

The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.

Women Wife Marriage+2

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Unwinnable Quiz

No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"

Women Relationship Haircut

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Same Lighter Different Habit

Marriage and smoking are similar. You start because you want to and you continue because you have to.

Marriage Commitment Relationship

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The Safest Pickup Line

If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

Dating Paradox Women+3

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Procedural Marital Combat

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

Marriage Wife Fight+2

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Two-Person Comedy Act

My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.

Wife Marriage Humor+2

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Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met... But I'll keep trying!!!

Memory Romance Relationship

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Survival 101

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

Relationship Phone Love

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Couch Diplomacy

Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.

Relationship Men Women+2

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Produce Aisle Politics

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.

Fruit Relationship Dating

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Brewed Just Right

Men are like coffee! The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

Coffee Men Compliment+2

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