Punctual In My Own Timezone
Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late.
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TIME DAD JOKES
35 time dad jokes β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Recliner Doctrine
If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasnβt wasted time.
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The Tomorrow Tax
The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.
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Working Just Fine
Wow, this new hearing aid I got is amazing! I can hear everything! That's fantastic! What kind is it? Oh... It's about 2:15.
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Chairside Comedy Hour
What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
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