WISDOM DAD JOKES

49 wisdom dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Ancient Wisdom Updated

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Fishing Beer Wisdom+1

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Selectively Remembered

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Nostalgia Memory Aging+2

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Tested By The Decades

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

Age Wisdom Fight+1

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The Last Sentence

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

Thinking Tired Philosophy+1

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Sleeping Like A Saint

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

Memory Wisdom Aging

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The Reset Button

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

Tomorrow Life Wisdom+1

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Socrates In Slippers

I know I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.

Intelligence Wisdom Philosophy+2

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Heart Needs a Chaperone

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Heart Brain Wisdom+2

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Winging It

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

Age Aging Old+2

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Calendar Math

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Life Time Wisdom

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Diploma With Asterisks

Education: What you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

Education School Learning+2

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Recliner Philosophy Hour

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age Aging Wisdom+2

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Two Temperatures Only

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

Beer Heart Wisdom+2

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Pick Your Skirmishes

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Wisdom Advice Conflict+1

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Compliment With Asterisks

I like you. You remind me when I was young and stupid.

Youth Wisdom Roast+2

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Filter Sold Separately

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

Wisdom Fools Speech+2

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The Lab Coat Reframe

The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions!

Questions Curiosity Wisdom+1

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Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

Wisdom Silence Self+1

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Old Proverb New Math

Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.

Money Power Wisdom

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The Universal Job Site Rule

Meskimen's Law: "There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over."

Work Mistakes Wisdom

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From The Recliner

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

Life Philosophy Wisdom+1

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Razor Sharp Theory

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Wisdom People

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Suspiciously Relaxed

If you remain calm while everything around you is in chaos, you likely haven’t fully grasped the situation.

Awareness Panic Wisdom

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Delayed Reaction Champion

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

Laugh Slow Timing+1

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