WORK DAD JOKES

72 work dad jokes — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

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Halfway To Nowhere

It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

Tired Week Exhausted+1

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Recession Math

Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50% of those dreams come true.

Money Work Economy

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Crab Bucket Theory

Everybody loves success but they hate successful people.

Success Work

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Math Checks Out

A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens your workday.

Sleep Work Career+2

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Manual Override

Feeling stuck? Press forward.

Motivation Advice Work

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Bird Took My Job

A parrot at the office learned to ask, 'How's the project going?' and ended up getting promoted to Project Manager, replacing me!

Parrot Office Work

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Watch The Mouth

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

Insult Roast Work+1

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Garage Wisdom Hour

It's not the struggle that shapes you, but how you face it!

Wisdom Grit Work

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Calling In Reanimated

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

Zombie Work Tired

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Premium Edition Weekend

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

Weekend Monday Work+2

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Slide Rule Optional

You don't need to be a genius to be an engineer!

Work Career

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Brain On, Hands Off

I think, therefore I can't get anything done.

Thinking Procrastination Work

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Forward Gear Only

It's useless to undo a mistake. Focus on making new ones.

Mistakes Regret Life+1

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Recliner Doctrine

If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasn’t wasted time.

Time Philosophy Work

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Pulp Fiction

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Orange Work Job

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Punch In, Peck Out

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

Work Job Clock

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No Committee Required

How many pragmatists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one.

Lightbulb Work

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Sky Save Required

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

Monday Work Office

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The Bird Got Robbed

If you ask me, getting up early isn’t worth it... if all you get is a worm!

Morning Work Motivation

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Compound Lawn Theory

37 times better after 1 year 1% daily growth

Growth Math Discipline+2

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Tech Support, Furious

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Phone Work Office+2

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Demolition Debut

Just finished my first day as a wrecking ball operator... And let's just say I absolutely smashed it!

Construction Job Work

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Calendar Math

What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.

Monday Calendar Work+1

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Ambition, On Delay

Keep the dream alive. And hit the snooze button.

Sleep Dreams Work+1

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