BROWSE DAD JOKES
904 jokes and counting β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Cautionary Tale Material
Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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House Specialty
I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."
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Up All Night Astronomy
I stayed up all night trying to figure where the Sun was⦠Then it dawned on me.
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Behind Bars Photography
If prisoners could take their own mugshots⦠they'd be called cellfies.
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Worst Date Spot Ever
Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Hardware Store Logic
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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Aquatic Armored Division
Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Suspicious By Default
Today is April's Fool Day. Believe nothing and trust no one⦠just like another day.
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