BROWSE DAD JOKES

150 jokes and counting — enough to last a lifetime of car rides.

My wife apologised to me the other day. She said she was sorry for ever marrying me.

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Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.

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A shark can out-swim me, but I can outrun it. In a triathlon, it all comes down to cycling! Who's betting?

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Smart phone. Dumb battery.

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My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti... But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

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You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

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