Highway Film School
Why do truck drivers know so much about movies? They watch trailers all day.
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BROWSE DAD JOKES
904 jokes and counting β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Tall Tale Incoming
Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it would go over your head.
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Smoothest Line I Got
I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldnβt read too much into it.
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Married, Out Of Sync
You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.
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Heartbreak in Six Cylinders
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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Management 101
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.
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Philosophy Hour
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Backyard Talent Crisis
Why don't people play more hide-and-seek? Because good players are hard to find!
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