Castle Comforts
I sleep in a castle every two weeks. It's my fort night.
WordplayParenting
BROWSE DAD JOKES
150 jokes and counting β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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The Paradox of Perfection
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore... I am perfect!
WordplayLogicLifestyle
The Ultimate Color Crush
Green is my all time favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
ColorsArtWordplay
Philosophical Navigation
Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!
PhilosophyWordplayBooks
Embracing Eternal Fatigue
Being 'tired' has stopped being just a temporary state for me. It's practically become part of my personality now.
SarcasmSleepPersonality
Uranium Diet Disaster
What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.
ScienceFoodWordplay+2
The Ultimate Heist
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
CrimeMoneySociety
Listening to My Inner Thoughts
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
MindImaginationCreativity+1
The Power of Worry
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
WorryLifePerspective+2
Leading Cause Unveiled
What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.
RelationshipsMarriageSatire
Everything's Fine for Now
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there... acting like everything is fine!
Dark HumorSarcasmSpace+2
Born on Your Birthday
Were any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies.
AgeParentingMen+1
Round and Proud
I'm in shape... Round is shape, isn't it?
WordplaySelf-DeprecatingFitness+2
A Decade of Grumpiness
I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.
SarcasmFrustrationAttitude+1
Doing It Quickly
When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.
SpeedAdvicePhilosophy+2
Brake Fluid Brain
80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, itβs brake fluid.
ScienceHealthWordplay+2
The $19.95 Scam Lesson
So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!
TechnologyMoneyWarning+1
Energized Blunders
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
CoffeePhysicsMistakes+1
A Story of Resilience
There are no winners in life Nope⦠Only survivors.
MotivationLifeSurvival
Hole-in-One Advice
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
PhilosophyAdviceSports+1
Cheers to T-Days
I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.
WordplayDrinksLifestyle
Barnyard Blunders
Every time I tell a punny cow joke, I butcher it.
FarmAnimals
Avocado Salad Illusion
People are a lot less judgy when you say you ate an avocado salad instead of a bowl of guacamole.
FoodMisleadingPerception+1
Beyond Equality
Women who seek to be equal to men... lack ambition!
SarcasmEqualityGender+2