When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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BROWSE DAD JOKES
150 jokes and counting β enough to last a lifetime of car rides.
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Unspoken Needs
I have a parrot and it talks. But it didn't say it was hungry, so it died.
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Signal Strength Solutions
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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The Truth About Phones
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
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Unconditional Love with a Few Tweaks
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.
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The Art of Pleasing
You can please all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.
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A Shocking Sight
You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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Say Goodbye to French on Linux
First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]
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Sleep Well, Work Less
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
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A Mythical Brain Debate
I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.
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Renaming the Cat Again
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
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Memory Lane in the Kitchen
Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!
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The Joy of Creative Genius
Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Einstein
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